It’s common knowledge that girls take up way more than their half of the bed… what people don’t talk about is girl dogs. He swears he and Toothless are down to less than a quarter of the mattress, what with Astrid and Spike doing their thing on the other side. He wonders just how suspicious it would be to ask his dad for a king sized bed.
—Stages of Grief, Foxy’sGirl
Anime dads are the worst.
Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain.
Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four.
Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.
haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
Flowers at the Ruth Bancroft Garden (by flora-file)
Someday I’ll make it there to make more photos. Until then enjoy these photos from last spring.
these cacti remind me of people whose jobs prevent them from wearing frilly, pretty things, so they clip flower barettes into their hair, or wear flower headbands, or tuck a flower behind their ear.
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
I love her so much
I get the feeling that if Sam and Dean were to meet a dementor and it tried to feed on one of their souls, it would end up throwing it back up and be all “no” and then disappear.
because it had to be done